Thursday, December 23, 2010

Geng2 Baju Ketat: Malakoff Run

Kegilaan berlari di kalangan MI berterusan!!! KPTC bertambah utuh.

Berikut laporan ringkas dan padat oleh Deputy President KPTC untuk Malakoff Run pada 19 Disember 2010.

"Salam KPTC,

Larian berjalan dengan lancar sepanjang 12KM walaupun terpaksa 'tawaf' 2 kali kawasan Bukit Damansara dan Sri Hartamas. Cuaca pun memang syok untuk berlari. Bukit dia boleh tahan jugak.

Actual distance: 11.24KM

Ahli KPTC yang terlibat:

7KM

Ayien & Adik Ayien

12KM

Syam (Tahniah! Timing makin mantap!)(Official time: 1:26:40)
Aku (PW - 1jam 9minit)(Official time: 1:10:28)

Collect pack tapi tak dapat hadir sebab injury:

Gadap & Epit

Ahli baru KPTC yang aku terjumpa on the way nak balik:

Wawa! 7KM

Sekian melaporkan,

Jures Yahya
Deputy President KPTC"


Event ini adalah penutup tirai KPTC bagi tahun 2010. Tahun 2011 pasti lebih hebat!!!

Friday, December 10, 2010

And Another Batch Leaves MCKK


Today should be the final day for Class of 2010, the last SPM paper was yesterday (if I am not mistaken).

They will walk (or had walked) the gates for the last time, looked back and cried (well, some of them. Most of us did cry like hell when it was our turn almost 16 years ago). I didn't know why we cried so badly the last time.

Perhaps the realisation that we would not meet each other for a very long time (that was proven wrong. We see each other all the time, except one or two who had gone into M-I-A status. But our lives revolve around our batch - something of a bliss and nightmare to the wives. Bliss because at least they know the company the husbands are with. Nightmare because these damn husbands just refuse to grow up, ha ha).

Perhaps because we were very sad to leave the school (ha ha I think even this one was proven wrong. It wouldn't be long before each batch that leaves the school forgets the promises they made about going back and making the school proud. We all get sucked up into the rat race).

Perhaps because we had to say good-bye to the special someone (yeah, but you did this way much earlier before SPM started and the juniors left. And the concept of "betik" was too clandestine and considered an aberration back then to have manifested itself so publicly on the last day we left the school).

So why did we cry?

I don't know, I guess we were just boys.

I truly missed MCKK and the batchmates in the first year I left, although the missing part was ameliorated by a bunch of batchmates who went to the same school/UK with me for A-Levels. But it did take a while before I could get my focus on something else. Of course, once you get your eyes on something else, you never looked back.

I see the same thing with each batch that leaves MCKK in the last few years.

In the first few months, they cannot detach from MCKK. They'll find every excuse to be back. They'll commit to anything, even sleeping in surau just to be a part of an MCKK team (he he).

Then, they'll get on with their scholarship/college application and all will apparate (to use HP's lingo) in a second. They get sucked into the new thing so quickly and they will move on very quickly too.

Such is the inert nature of human beings. We resist change. Change will come at a heavy price and it will be resisted at all cost initially, because we fear the unknowns. We prefer the milieu we are familiar with.

But change will come nevertheless, it's a journey upon which this Earth has been ordained.

Observing a bunch of MCKK boys leaving the school year in and year out, I am convinced that even the boys in a remote school in Kuala Kangsar observes this rule.

To the boys of Class of 2010, just as I wished every batch before you - may you do justice to the heritage you carry. You owe it to the heritage to build upon it and bring new heights to everything we have stood for. Be the change you want the others to be, lest we forget what a folly it was to sing it from out heart each Monday morning! Good luck.

Selamat Kembali Hj Botchap, AJK Keselamatan Internet

Selepas berbulan2 kami merindui jari-jari chubbynya menekan (ke memetik?) papan kunci komputer, akhirnya minggu ini Hj Botchap telah kembali berkhidmat dan menceriakan kembali Male-ing List.

Sebenarnya Haji Botchap tarik diri sebentar sebab nak bertapa selepas perang saudara dengan seorang lagi AJK Keselamatan Mailing List yang juga kaki pukul Mentula Ingens di sesawang, iaitu Abu Usama. Dua-dua budak Md Shah, dua-dua kaki batak karipap, dua-dua memang kaki pukul ha2.

Kehilangan Haji Botchap bertapa meresahkan ramai orang, sehingga ada beberapa perbincangan serius mahu pergi mengadap Haji Botchap di tempat pertapaannya dan kembali melindungi batch dari anasir Internet (yaaah! Kami semua setuju dengan Shahidan Kassim dan Samy Vellu bahawa Facebook & Twitter mengancam keselematan negara, jadi perlu ditutup dan siapa yang menyalahgunakannya perlu dihumban ke ISA - sila lihat Nota 1). Alhamdulillah, Haji Botchap punya kesedaran yang tinggi jadi tak payahlah dia dipinang (ha2 nanti dia datang bawak mee jawa pakai samping labuh, naya kita), kembali secara sukarela ke Male-ing List, iaitu tempat maki hamun Mentula Ingens.

Kepada Haji Botchap, ada serangkap pantun:

Sini karipap sana karipap
Mana nak sama karipap dalam poket
Sini bulat sana pun .... (ha ha satu2nya perkataan dalam kepala aku yang boleh ritma tak boleh letak sebab terlalu lucah ha2)
Mana nak sama Haji Botchap yang sembunyi karipap dalam poket!

Selamat Kembali Bertugas Hj Botchap, moga cepat jadi Pengarah besar2 supaya tak de orang Johor boleh datang ugut di kaunter nak komplen dekat Tuan Pengarah sebab Hj Botchap selalu mengular (kah2).

Anak2 Itik di Pesta Hoki USM

1) Kalau KNO ada ni, KNO mesti sedih tp KNO sibuk dngn nehi zendagi di Pakistan, jadi tak dapat menghayati kisah ni.

2) Masa kitorang mula2 buat Mighty Ducks Project dulu2 (ha ha), salah satu objektif kita nak bagi budak2 ni games exposure. Jadi tahun pertama tu, kitorang bawak budak2 ni pergi USM Open. Ha2 giler mahal and budak2 ni sayur, tapi apa nak buat kena lah berkorban (kononnya masa tu).

3) Lepas tu tak pernah bawak budak2 ni pergi USM Open, sebab kitorang rasa banyak lagi yg budak2 ni kena belajar as a team. Tapi sebenarnya, tujuan bawak pergi ke USM Open semua tu bukan nak suruh menang sangat, tapi sebab nak bagi diorang rapat as satu team, barulah nanti bila dah keluar koleq banyak cerita yang boleh dikongsi, banyak adventure. Macam tu baru yengko & baru speret koleq (he2).

4) Lepas tu boleh buat Blog Citer Bell sebab banyak sangat citer lama2 yg boleh dikongsi (bukn je ngn kitorunk, tp dgn semua orunk).

5) Nak dipendekkan citer, budak2 yang ada (Class of 0711) telah mengusahakan sendiri untuk pergi ke USM. Koleq bagi kebenaran untuk diorng pakai nama koleq & balik practice masa cuti, tapi yang lain diorang kena settle dan pandai2 sendiri.

6) Jadi 8 orang first team (kecuali Haziq & Mirza) ni pandai2 lah sampai sendiri ke USM - cuma sampai2 di sana, ha2 tak de tempat nak menginap. Asrama KBS yang kitorunk book online dah penuh, jadi tak leh duduk kat situ.

7) Akhirnya budak2 ni duduk apartment kat Vistana (ha2 gler class pi main Pesta Hoki USM duduk Vistana, orang lain duduk kat masjid je ha2). Diorunk kumpul RM100 setiap sorunk utk bayar semua, so kira OK lah biar diorunk rasa penat lelah as a team, pakai duit sendiri untuk main hoki & tak de org dewasa yg nak supervise diorunk. Kitorunk boleh hulur sikit2 je lah nak tampung duit belanja mana yg patut.

8) 17 sampai 19 Disember ni (minggu depan), budak2 ni datang join tournament Uniten lak. Ha2 bersedialah korunk nak bagi diorunk jadi homeless kat rumah korunk.

9) Menang kalah belakang kira, yang penting budak2 ni dah pandai berdikari, ada usaha sendiri nak balik training (dulu kitorunk buat training masa cuti sorunk pun tak datang, sekarang dah balik sendiri sukarela). Ni yang kita panggul Yengko and UniteFect!

10) Budak2 ni lah jadi harapan kita supaya diorunk perturunkan speret koleq yang tak berbelah bagi ni kepada juniors dan Insya Allah dalam setahun dua lagi, bila dah jadi old boys, bolehlah sambungkan balik koleq coach budak2 hoki. Tak mahu dah game hockey sayur and luput sampai nak pupus sebab terbengkalai.

11) Kudos kepada Bapak2 Itik, walaupun kita dah tak de nak tengok budak2 ni jadi dewasa, tp mungkin sebab kita dah tarik diri lah diorunk dah belajar jadi dewasa :-)