Shasha, Sex Education, "Burung" etc.

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NAME: MOHD SHAHRUL SHARI
NICK: SHASHA

Come across Bochap’s webpage and oooo dear..... what a transformation from the crude “Bochap” to “Shasha”! “Shasha” would have been reserved for certain select people kat koleq, even then I am sure it was a big no no to give that kind of nickname to anyone – but our dear Bochap nonchalantly published his “Shasha” nickname all over the place. Shasha Gabore ha ha.... then maybe it is not derogatory after all that Bobo is now considered in the same league as Bochap (Disclaimer: Not my opinion Bochap, it was Gadap’s!)

Anyway, also came across this one blog from a present boy, currently in Form 5 (stop speculating about the state of my free time) which amuses me. Read this:

Argh~! Another L-A-M-E + B-O-R-I-N-G + S-L-E-E-P-Y bm period by the famous En. Azmi Ali a.k.a WAWOO . He’s teacheing us idioms~!...well…oklah..i admit that I do suck at idioms…but y does he has to babble all d way~!..=O..he does time all the time…and we alwiz end up talking bout porn….*he…making out wit his wife & his “playa” years* …hehe…but at least his good in grammer

Forgot to fill u guys in on our sports day….SULAIMAN HOUSE was the runner up…and the champ went to MOHD SHAH *five years in a row~!*. We were down by 18pt….and we would’ve won if our F1 relay team was not disqualified. =(….but over all….i had a great time…the experience gained was definitely sumting unique. I even got a Speacial Edition t-shirt for the Sulaiman House *only given to certain ppl….and very LIMITED* Prolly cuz I was so “speret” in preparing for the sports day props & camp thinggy. And the best thing is…I tink I’m the only “burung” who has a SE tshirt among all the four house~!... *GEGE* =P

P/S: CORRECTION….MAT DAN ALSO GOT A SE FROM THE IDRIS HOUSE…BUT THE NORMAL STANDARD OF SE SHIRTS….

Ha ha ha Wawu of all the teachers, making porn jokes to students? Are we in the same planet or 14 years is such a long time that what was unthinkable back then, is now a reality? I don’t know how it happened but it seems our Form 1 BM teacher – Wawu (who personally speaking in my opinion was one of the most thought provoking and energetic Form 1 BM teacher ever) has officially taken over from Datuk Gedebe in giving unofficial s** education to college boys.

Gedebe was unique in his history lessons – South East Asia was always a cheap imitation of a man’s genitalia, while all other parts of the world – some kind of deformed breasts.

But oo well, as much as I find it ‘refreshing’ that college boys keep getting this endless stream of real life stories on s** education, I shudder to imagine how I would react if I were to hear it from Wawu himself.

The part on thoroughbred’s acceptance of a non-thoroughbred Form 5 also intrigues me, because it was much simpler in our days. The new Form 4s (as they were called back then, the species ‘burung’ evolved way after we left koleq) were subjected to the same gentlemen agreement and rules as any other budak koleq – prove your mettle and you will be one of us. So more often than not, the onus is always on the new Form 4s to prove a point that he too deserves the respect like any other thoroughbred Form 5. When he does get the respect, people hardly stop to think whether he is thoroughbred or not.

In fact, some of the non-thoroughbred Form 5s were so much closer to us in 1994 until now than those who were with us than day one – partly because they have earned the respect, mostly because we have become great friends and we get along better.

But it seems things are so much more complicated now, officially the caste system is in place.