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Aku nyaris nak kena tahan kat security guard yang meronda tadi sebab gelak macam nak giler kat ofis sorang-sorang masa dia buat round malam-malam buta. Aku sure dia ingat floor aku berhantu sebab kosong je lepas tu bunyi orang gelak.
Giler kelakar baca all the postings kat Cerita Bell 9094 nyaris nak mati aku. Cerita-cerita masa F1 (e.g. Shahrin Jaminan kena tangkap ngan polis masuk kereta peronda hantar balik rumah) yang aku pun dah lupa ha ha ha.
So keep up the good work, I'll go and add a few more.
i) Bobo's posting about Sharap and his cube -> how come kita buleh lupa peristiwa "rileks laaa...."
ii) Syed Moto and Dorm F
iii) Jita kentut dalam class
iv) Pecah suara and "ole" berjangkit from Sc1 all the way to Sc4
v) Ada orang kencing dalam gayung aku kalau aku tak teman dia pi kencing pagi-pagi buta
vi) Makan Pringles socks busuk
Reading it again makes me realise how much I have loved every single second of my life with you guys and although we have parted separate ways, nothing in the world can ever substitute those memories.
I make a promise to everyone that by the time we go for our 20-Year Reunion, I would put all those postings in a book and get the book printed as a souvenir, so that even if everything has abandoned us in 50 years time, there's always that little memory of the innocence of the yesteryears.
Kudos to Awie for coming up with the idea in the first place.
And to present koleq boys who are reading this - we might not score 20A1s, we may not be the model budak koleq that people can be proud of, but we bloody did have the time of our life and no 20A1s can ever be substituted with those memories.
Live your youth and adolescence kids - you only get it once*.
* Disclaimer: Of course people can enjoy their life AND become successful. One or two of the most mischievous characters in all those stories are now earning 5 figures salaries before they hit their 30s. So although it's not easy to find the balance, it's not impossible either.